Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Presidential Comics Reloaded

The first time I discussed  American presidents in comics it became clear (not least through helpful comments) that I had made some omissions.

It was odd that I didn't think to mention Garry Trudeau's long-running satirical strip Doonesbury, for example. I was trying to avoid outright satirical representations (otherwise my Prime Ministers follow up will be 90% Steve Bell) but Trudeau's method of characterising the Commander-in-Chief is worth noting. Reagan was depicted as Max Headroom, Bush Sr was deemed so insignificant he was drawn as a speck and Clinton was a waffle.
Oh, and Bush Jr was a speck wearing a cowboy hat.

Less than a week after writing the previous post I found myself reading Peter Bagge's Batboy, a strip he did for the Weekly World News, which, in 2004, had the hero become.... you know.

I'm grateful to reader Tribs over at B3ta.com for pointing out that Zombo in 200AD featured an horrific future with Donald Trump as president. I hadn't read it before so that was a fun diversion for me. He was responsible fotr the creation of Obmoz, the reverse-Zombo which is a great silver-age DCish idea.
I should also mention that since the previous post Jack Northworthy of Citizen Jack did, as predicted, become president in spite of a near-total mental breakdown. 
Then, just this past week has seen creators joining the election bandwagon. There was a Catwoman Election Night one-off by Meredith Finch and Shane Davis (as well as a back-up Beth Ross Prez story which was delightful, by creators Russell and Caldwell).
The main story concerns Oswald Cobblepot, the Penguin, and his campaign to run for Gotham Mayor. Again. 

Like he did in the 60s.

And then again in the 90s.

And, I'm told he's doing it again in the TV show Gotham too.

Anyway, this is used to make some not-too-subtle digs at you-know-who. 
Also out now is the latest issue of the weird satirical gritty reboot of The Flintstones from DC, by Mark Russell and Steve Pugh.
I'll admit it took me a while to get into this but it's really hitting a fun cynical stride now. 
It seems worth mentioning that the second story arc of Kelly Sue DeConnick and Valentine De Landro's excellent Bitch Planet is in full swing although the significance of the title is not yet fully apparent.
If you don't know it I like to describe it as a Roger Corman women-in-prison movie if it were written by Margaret Atwood. If that intrigues you give it a go. Each issue is backed up with fascinating essays on feminism as related politics.

That's all for now. Now we just wait to see the results of the election.

This could be the end....

Sunday, 2 October 2016

Butterfly: Come for the horrific racism, stay for the pretty cool alien robots

Let's go back further than we've ever gone before....
Presenting Butterfly, from July 1939.

To put some historical context to this, it is less than a year since the first issue of The Beano was published and less than two months since the first Batman story.

This one proved tricky to research, my usual sources had no information but I now know it was launched in 1904 and ceased publication in 1940. My copy is a reprint from I know not where.

It's an 8-page combination of comic strips and illustrated adventure stories. The strips all have wordy commentaries beneath the panels, as was common at the time.

There's a little rhyme above the title which, due to the size of the printing, my scanner cuts off part of. It refers to the comic as "the jolly old Butt" which is upsetting.

So let's crack on with the cover stars: Smiler and Smuge The Carraway College Comics.

Ugh. It's going to be one of those, is it? 

Yep, an hilarious blackface caricature who talks like Rochester and is described as "the pocket-sized coon".
"Breaf ob fresh air"?

In the strip's defence, Smudge is the smart one, tricking Smiler out of some cash in order to take a boat trip (the Angeline mentioned above is a boat) and after goes after him in a dinghy...
...he ends up accidentally scooping up a load of fish into the lap of a nearby angler.
Slap up feast all round!

Page two gives us a character that would not have looked out of place in Judy or Mandy. Cindy Lee, Drudge of Her Selfish Sisters. 
A text story of a put-upon girl whose father remarried and uses her good-old British pluck to deal with her vicious step-sisters. This week, an invitation to an evening of tennis is nearly thwarted. 
I love seeing these illustrations that mean so little out of context. It made Glen Baxter's entire career.

Below that is The Sailor Detective, the adventures of ship-bound law-enforcement. This week: The Missing Stamp Collection!
It's one of those stories where you, the reader, are invited to spot the clue that gives away the real thief. The answer is on page 7.

Next up, a full page serial story, The Forest Phantom.
Our hero has found himself caught up in a nefarious scheme of Mortimer Grevelle, Squire of Dean who means to have him done in, going so far as to hire an American criminal called Oneshot Krale. 
Fortunately our hero finds himself protected by a woodland mystery man known only as the Forest Phantom. Who does not feature in this chapter at all.

Oh, and our hero is called Alan Carr, which made it difficult to take seriously.
Next comes a five-panel humour strip with a ridiculously long title: The Quaint and Amusing Antics of Ping, the Panda, the Popular Pet. Presented here in its entirety, 
And, for the record, Pandas are not a popular pet. Nor should they be.

Ping shares his page with the first of our serialised comic strips: The Dagger of Amulla. 
Simba, the Elephant Boy, a slightly more sympathetic representation of a person of colour, is on a quest to retrieve a stolen dagger which may be the key (figuratively and literally) to a lost treasure. He travels with a white girl in jodhpurs called Connie, who may not be a Strong Female Lead but it's still pleasing to see a girl adventuring in this time period.
An encounter with a kind old beggar (a sympathetic Muslim character, also rare) leads them to the man who stole the dagger and a daring midnight raid...
What happens next? I'll never know.

This is immediately followed by another serialised adventure strip on a quest for an important artefact. Detective duo Spotsem and Getsem (Getsem is a dog) are searching for The Jewelled Carrot.
This one is more comedic in style and tone and this chapter has our plucky sleuths tracking the ne'er-do-wells the Ivy Road Creepers to a museum where they hide the decorative vegetable in a dinosaur bone.
However, before Spotsem can retrieve the blinged-out daucus, it in snatched by a passing hungry stray dog. A gag that would become something of a comic strip cliche. 
By the time they get the bone back (by offering the mutt a fresh ham bone in place) the jazzed-up taproot is gone!

What happens next? I'll never know.

Beneath that is a short comedy story of a family fun called The Jolly Days.
In this strip the brother and sister prank their dad and abscond with the food hamper.
Given the ubiquity of corporal punishment in the comics of the 1970s and 80s with which I grew up (the reason this blog is called The Slipper) I'm genuinely surprised to see Dad threatening "a good talking to" in the final panel. I guess we learned less about child welfare as the century progressed before learning more.

Another self-contained text adventure story next with Prince of the Mounties.
RCMP Terry Prince is everything we'd come to expect from the cliche of the do-gooding mountie from Dudley Do-Right to Benton Fraser.

In this story he's partnered with a hot-headed new recruit who resents following the rules and leads them into trouble!
A short story on the same page stars a lion cub called Rora.
I got wasted at work once. It was a bad time for me. No-one noticed.


The story has Rora wandering around his jungle home before getting caught in a vicious storm. Which begs the question: Why is there a lion cub (and indeed his whole family) living in a jungle? Their natural home is the grasslands of Africa but here they appear to be in an Indian jungle with monkeys. Either there is a back story here or the writer did no research and took the "king of the jungle" thing literally. I'm going with the former, for fairness' sake.

There's an ad on this page too, for badly-titled story weekly Sports Budget.
Ace Hart News-Reel Knockout, I will never encounter you again.

A young boy's wish-fulfilment story next, with If----!
Young Toby was given some magic green powder by "an Indian fakir". Malcolm McDowell played him in the movie.
Toby didn't have the best imagination.

He shares his page with some shorter cartoons...
...and a sort-of letters column featuring a man you wouldn't leave your children with, Uncle Bertram.
The address leads me to believe this publisher would become Fleetway Comics.
Advice there on how to trick someone into giving you money by pretending to be homeless. With no negative consequences.
Oh, and here on page 7 we find out that Tom Main, Sailor Detective knew Mr Harrap was lying because he wasn't wet. And if he had been up on deck he'd have known it was raining. I worked it out. I'm dead clever, me.

The back cover gives us a fine science fiction serial strip Into Unknown Worlds.
Joan and John, plucky sister/brother team are on the alien planet Nevus, looking for their kidnapped uncle, Professor Ramon.

To put some slight historical context, sci-fi is still in its infancy. we're less than 20 years since the word robot was coined and five years since the creation of Flash Gordon, for example.

Now look at that alien car and the pterodactyl-ish alien beast flying beneath the bridge. 
The villain of the piece, Skorpio (he'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth), is taking a "hypnotic gas chair" back to his lair to use it on the Prof. J&J negotiate their way through an energy beam to follow.
There's a Futurama-style transparent tube for transport.

But how to get in the lair without being spotted?
I love the design of these robots. I wish I could credit the artist.
They remove the "wires, batteries and valves" from the insides so they can wear the robots' skin. I love it when old-timey sci-fi has "valves".

Meanwhile, Skorpio is in discussion with his henchman, both looking like drag queens.
John follows him and beats him over the head with his heavily-armoured robot fist.
That guy's dead, right?

And finally they are re-united with their uncle!
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

What happens next? I'll never know.

All in all, Butterfly is a mixed bag. Its style was going out of fashion (thanks to new titles like the Dandy and The Beano) and I imagine the paper rationing of the war years took its toll. Still, 36 years is pretty impressive. And apparently Peter O'Donnell (creator of Modesty Blaise) cut his teeth writing there.

Till next time, when we look at something more contemporary.

Saturday, 16 July 2016

80s advert nostalgia special: Real Ghostbusters edition

While I was researching my Ghostbusters blog I read through a lot of Marvel UK comics of the period. In doing so I got many a nostalgic rush from the features and especially the ads contained within.

So I thought I'd share a few of them with you as a lighter-than-usual blog which will limit my snarky commentary.

These all being taken from The Real Ghostbusters between 1988 and 1990, it would make sense to showcase the Ghostbusters-related ads first:

Who knew Asda were such fans?

Lets have a look at some house ads for Marvel UK titles:
 Rwep ploot?
 Love this silliness.
 Galaxy Rangers! They were like cowboys but sci-fi-ish!

 Oh. It seems Galaxy Rangers got merged with Thundercats.
 While the Doctor and Ace faced their silver nemesis the Cybermen on the telly, Doctor Who Magazine was preparing an anniversary treat of its own.
Visionaries! (Vision is scary) I remember these. Pretty sure I had one. They were knights only sci-fi-ish. They had holograms on their chests!
Death's Head! Now that is 80s British comics royalty! That advert was inescapable! And I'm definitely coming back to talk about him!
Dragon's Claws! Another (ultimately unsuccessful) attempt at a breakout British comics title. They were a sports team in some dystopian future. Or something. 

Oh, and look at panel 3.
That would be a reference to the time they met Death's Head (his journey through Marvel titles was fascinating and I will tell that story soon). Although he would not like to hear them call him a bounty hunter. He preferred the term "freelance peacekeeping agent".

Oh, and then there's....
No idea.

It looks like a movie poster. Was there an 80s William Tell movie we've forgotten?

I refuse to look it up.

In issue 76 there was a pull-out mini comic showcasing the boys of Action Force. 


I'm glad you asked. 

The US franchise known as GI Joe which included a massively popular toy line as well as a well-loved cartoon series and a Marvel comic regarded as a high point of the era. However it faltered in the UK largely through marketing difficulties and negotiating its way past Action Man. I'll get into it some other time.

So GI Joe became Action Force in the UK and this promo comic has a cut-out-n-pin-to-the-wall-of-your-headquarters official "treaty". Feel free to download it and use it.
Sometimes you get a Marvel checklist to show you what else was available that month.Here's what Marvel was producing at the time issue 12 came out.
And by the time issue 76 came out we had these titles:
Note how The Incredible Hulk is sharing his title with Indiana Jones and Doctor Who. Also there was a Punisher title for a while.

Oh, and The Bog Paper. Marvel's attempt at an irreverent humour title, owing to the popularity of Oink! We'll... come back to that too.
A regular sight at that time was the ad encouraging kids to place a regular order for the comicthey were reading. This one features Ray at an American-style newsstand (which is weird because this was produced by a British artist for an exclusively British comic). Also the poster ads on the stand are for Spider-man (being menaced by... ice or something?) and.... a.. wagon?.. rolling towards fire? I dunno.

Let's end this with a couple of ads in comic form.
Yay Kraft Titans Beefballs! That certainly sounds acceptable! 

And the Ghostbusters endorse them!
Yes! Beefballs give you strength AND energy!

And finally...................

Man, I love Gilbert. Really. Even shilling peanut butter.

Good night everybody!