Anyway, there was that one time Roy captained England to World Cup glory!
Our story begins with Roy, relaxing at home, as all footballers do, with a hot milky drink. It's 1982 and he has been a professional footballer for 28 years now. And he is also the Rovers' manager now. No wonder he's exhausted. He doesn't even notice his wife's clear invitation. Penny, former club secretary, is naked under that unflattering dressing gown but Roy is too tired to think about that.
Edit: I KNOW the Jules Rimet trophy is for the Eurpean Cup, not the World Cup! That was a deliberate mistake, intended as a joke about how little I know about football.
Edit 2: All right, it wasn't. I really am that clueless.